Je to pravda, Svatá Pravda!

Připravil jsem pro Vás několik vtipných citátu v angličtině. Doufám že Vám to nevadí...
:o)

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station,
What more can I say...?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children.

There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So... why learn?